Wednesday 28 October 2015

Recruitment and placement agencies - phew!

It is highly disappointing and disapproving to see that recruitment & placement processes have not changed / revised much since ages. They have not undergone changes or improvements. They remain stagnant and show no signs of improvising for the better. No wonder candidates and job seekers don’t feel the excitement and enthusiasm to answer calls from these agencies anymore. It’s not only disappointing but also an annoying waste on time and energy. Well, having said that, let me put down some grave mistakes that these ‘agencies’ might want to reconsider and work upon:
-       “okay, so tell me something about yourself” [oh really!]
-       “I haven’t really read / gone through your CV” [WHY?]
-       “How much were you drawing in your last job” [well, none of your business, really]
-       “What were you doing in your last job” [well, whatever!]
-       “Why did you leave your last job” / “why have you worked for ___ months only in ___ job” [give them a hard stare]
-       Not bothering to offer correct directions to their office, or offering exact directions only once you have reached there, after some hassle.
-       Not bothering to offer any hospitality
-       Asking you to ‘carry a print of your CV’ [where the hell are the eco savers?]
-       Asking you for your last salary slip [phhh – no way!]
-       “You would be required to wait for longer hours on some days” [is this my office or a party]
-       “You will have to work really hard” [oh yeah, will you pay me harder]
-       “can you work under pressure” [yeah man why not, I am a pressure cooker. And what kind of ‘pressure’ really]

-       …….Phew!! 

I shall soon follow this with another write up sharing the positive traits of the agencies and placement processes. Thanks. 
Shivani Sharma
- Writer